What we won’t do:
Plan an amazing date (including restaurant reservations, show tickets and a list of cozy bars where you can grab a nightcap at) for you and the escort you requested we find online.
What we will do:
Conduct research for a written assignment, blog post or presentation.
What we won't do:
Write a blog post, create a presentation, or complete a work assignment from start to finish. However, we are happy to find a freelance writer through our Zirtual Plus partner, Scripted, where Zirtual clients receive $10 off all blog posts.
What we will do:
Find a laundry service in your area and coordinate with them for pick-up/drop-off times based on your schedule.
What we won't do:
Come to your house, strip your sheets, gather your dirty laundry off the bathroom floor and slave over a hot ironing board for hours trying to get that perfect crease in your chinos. (Although we bet we could find an Exec or TaskRabbit who will!).
What we will do:
Find a tasty spot that will deliver lunch to your entire office.
What we won't do:
Find a drug dealer who will deliver cocaine to your entire office.
What we will do:
Research your target market, keep data organized in a spreadsheet, and engage via email with contributors to your Kickstarter campaign.
What we won't do:
Formulate a marketing plan for your Kickstarter campaign.
What we will do:
Call your doctor to make an appointment, call your Mom to tell her you love her, call your client to confirm your lunch meeting.
What we won't do:
Act as an answering service for your clients or patients. However, our partner service Ruby Receptionists is perfect for all of your inbound calling needs!
What we will do:
Make edits to your Wordpress blog, upload videos to your website, and post new entries to your blog.
What we won't do:
Design your website or write custom code.
What we will do:
Organize your receipts and input them into your Mint.com or Shoebox account; enter purchases into your corporate expense report.
What we won't do:
Offer accounting expertise or do your taxes.
What we will do:
Purchase books on your Amazon account, download free ebooks and upload them to your Dropbox.
What we won't do:
Illegally torrent ebooks and upload them to your Dropbox.
Zirtual clients are members of an exclusive community that offers world-class personal
assistance. We keep our memberships limited to preserve the highest levels of quality in both
our assistants and clientele. In order to ensure this, our plans are available based on
ZA capacity, client-fit, and member referrals.